Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Developer Resume Translation Guide

Senior or Lead Developer
I was the only one around, so I guess I'm the lead

Developed Custom Implementation Of ....
I had know idea how it was supposed to work, so I did it any way I could.

Managed Architecture
I cobbled together a website using WordPress.

Mentored Jr Developers
There was some poor schmuck lower than me, so I tormented and abused him regularly.

Interfaced with all levels of management
The owner of the 4 person company where I worked would occasionally talk to me.

Actively Keep up with Technology
I surf a lot of porn

Familiar with Word and Excel
I'm a loser