Senior or Lead Developer
I was the only one around, so I guess I'm the lead
Developed Custom Implementation Of ....
I had know idea how it was supposed to work, so I did it any way I could.
Managed Architecture
I cobbled together a website using WordPress.
Mentored Jr Developers
There was some poor schmuck lower than me, so I tormented and abused him regularly.
Interfaced with all levels of management
The owner of the 4 person company where I worked would occasionally talk to me.
Actively Keep up with Technology
I surf a lot of porn
Familiar with Word and Excel
I'm a loser
I was the only one around, so I guess I'm the lead
Developed Custom Implementation Of ....
I had know idea how it was supposed to work, so I did it any way I could.
Managed Architecture
I cobbled together a website using WordPress.
Mentored Jr Developers
There was some poor schmuck lower than me, so I tormented and abused him regularly.
Interfaced with all levels of management
The owner of the 4 person company where I worked would occasionally talk to me.
Actively Keep up with Technology
I surf a lot of porn
Familiar with Word and Excel
I'm a loser
